"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."Read more
So I went to the dentist.
He said "Say Aaah."
I said "Why?"
He said "My dog's died."Read more
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?"
I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."Read more
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