Joke 1

"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
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Joke 2

So I went to the dentist.
He said "Say Aaah."
I said "Why?"
He said "My dog's died."
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Joke 3

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?"
I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."
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Cakes and Ale

Performed by the Dramatic Society of The Stationers Company School c. 1950´s

  1. The Apprentices' Chorus Listen
  2. Mossy-Well Hill (solo) Listen
  3. There's a Traitor Listen
  4. The Three Stationers'' Listen
  5. A Recipe for Success Listen
  6. Smoking Listen
  7. The King's Song Listen
  8. The Villains' Song Listen
  9. We've Found The Traitor Listen
  10. Mossy-Well Hill (reprise) Listen
  11. London Town Listen

Stationers Company School Choir

Songs sung by Stationers Company School Choir at the 1957 Speech Day with David Clover at the Organ.

  1. First Song Listen
  2. Second Song Listen
  3. Third Song Listen
  4. Fourth Song Listen

The Dean's Rap

Does what it says. T'is a little mix I put together to commemorate the passing of an icon - NOT. Previously available elsewhere, but now available here.

  • The Dean's Rap Listen

Welcome to Windows

Using the default start-up, shut-down and various other sounds from Microsoft Windows XP, Jim of Seattle put together this piano piece. Songfight winner!.

  • Welcome to Windows Listen