Joke 1

"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
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Joke 2

So I went to the dentist.
He said "Say Aaah."
I said "Why?"
He said "My dog's died."
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Joke 3

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?"
I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."
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What's it all about, Alfie?

I am Richard and I live in Ely, Cambridgeshire with my son, Alexander. There is a large section/resume about my late Father. More on David Clover here. There is also a BYCCO Blog. As you might expect you will, amongst these pages, find lots of information and images about trains, trams, cars and aeroplanes. Why?... because Alexander and I are interested in trains, trams and aeroplanes.

What else will you find here?

(Before I answer this question, I should remind you that if you are easily offended do not under any circumstances click this link.) Did you click this link?

On this site you will find a collection of (hopefully funny) articles to view as well as our Photo Galleries (temporarily removed) of various holidays, trips, excursions and occasions. There is an audio bit.

Happy browsing. If you have time please visit the blog. Details to contact me are on the contact page.

Do you want to join the Alzheimers protest march?

If so, learn the chant:

'what do we want?'
'I don't know!'
'When do we want it?'
'Want what?'